Veganism for Dummies
Everything you wanted to know about Veganism and never thought of using common sense
Q: But what about the food chain? Even the lion eats the zebra!
A: Adopting the lion as a role model for ethics, culture and compassion is a dangerous symptom of Lionophilia(n.): Lion Complex (see also "Hakuna Matata") Obsession with lions, the food chain, the Circle of Life, Crop Circle, and the Wheel of Fortune. Possibly contagious. Please see a doctor immediately.Q: Why are you against eating meat?A: I'm made of meat so it's out of selfish interest.Q: I eat meat because i'm smarter than animals. If there was a smarter life-form, then I wouldn't object to them eating me!A: For you this may be a problem, as at least %50 of the population fall under this category.Q: You think being vegan makes you perfect?A: No, but it's nice being able to fly and all.. Though the bright halo above my head can be disturbing at times.Q: Why are you telling me all the horrifying details of what animals go through? You make me feel bad, you are immoral!
A: It's immoral of you to make me laugh so hard, it makes my stomach hurt!
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you mind if i use this post in the upcoming Carnival of Empty Cages? And please feel free to write a post and send it to me. This is the first such carnival, so i'm including all posts that are sent to me (well, as long as they aren't some dumbass talking about how eating meat tastes good).
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vegankid, at March 21, 2006 6:34 PM
ofcourse anyone is allowed to use anything i do to help promote veganism and animal-rights, and if you could please include a link to my blog that would be super :o)
Thanks!
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VEGANiUM2, at March 30, 2006 5:02 AM
I <3 you.
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Lake Desire, at April 01, 2006 1:57 PM
Thanks! I <3 U 2 :o) .. Who are you?
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VEGANiUM2, at April 03, 2006 2:46 PM
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